Krafty: How Bob Hurt Bill
I stood by Kraft in 2019 when it was revealed he liked to frequent Orchids of Asia Massage Parlor. I excused the behavior as a possible lapse of judgment, attributing it to the desires of a man from another time—a time when Martini lunches and 'rub and tugs' were the cornerstones of business acumen.
I defended Robert when he frequently showed up in some custom Air Force 1s. He was an old man who had heard a Nelly song. Surely, he would not know that Jordan 1s or even Dunks were far superior shoes.
I even shrugged off the Apple TV propaganda piece he produced, "The Dynasty." It was a trash representation of two decades of dominance, but he paid for it. However, that stops now.
Now that I have learned that Mr. Kraft was actively pinching a loaf in every punch bowl the greatest football coach of all time was attempting to sip from, I can no longer support this perverted propaganda producer who prefers a large midsole to prop him up over a clean kick.
The Score reports that RFK was very active in Bill’s coaching future as a professional reference from hell. Kraft was in contact with both the Falcons and the Commanders following their interviews with Belichick, warning them he was not to be trusted and that he was difficult and arrogant. When Bill found himself jobless, fielding offers from the sports media he had scorned, no one was as surprised as Belichick or as pleased as Kraft.
As a sports fan it is not uncommon to dislike your owner. After all they are ultimately the ones in charge. But, over the years and all the success I had come to know Mr. Kraft as a kind and wise man. After reading about his efforts to dissuade teams from hiring Bill I now see him for what he is. A guy who shows up on time for the early bird special so he can get a hand job and a blow job for 15 dollars prior to flying to the AFC championship. Mister Kraft shame on you!