After our nuclear start, it would appear that water has found its level with our team totals, and we are a .500 ball club. That being said, I am still the best at doing it. I am unaware of anyone else picking team totals. So let us empty our minds, be formless, shapeless, let's be like water, my friends.

WNBA is back! And well, I wish I could enchant you with some hot takes about the rise of its popularity, gender equality, and race, but I have to level with you. I don't care. I just like hoops; I like watching and betting on basketball. I have been a fan of the WNBA for a minute, as it is precisely the time of the year where it is the only game in town, and like it or not, it is basketball being played at a high level. I am in. Are you?

My Aces are on tonight. Last year's champs are holding down one of the league's best records and are still a favorite to repeat. Tonight, they are headed to Dallas, where their team total is set at 89.5 (-120), and while I consider myself an Aces fan and think they will win tonight, I am unclear why their team total is set at 89.5. They have not exceeded that number once this season; in fact, on the road, they only average 77, and overall, they average 86.5. Meanwhile, Dallas is letting up 79.3 at home and 83.8 overall. There is no such thing as an easy under, but tonight, Aces under 89.5 EASY