On Monday night, the Florida State Seminoles were once again embarrassed in a stand alone spot, losing to Bill O’Brien's Golden Eagles. What should the story be after the preseason’s 10th-ranked team in the country fell to 0-2? The disappointing DJ Uiagalelei? The paper-mâché defensive front? Did Norvell mismanage NIL and the transfer portal? All are worth considering. However, the internet is much more interested in whether @321nole will, in fact, eat dog shit out of a red Solo cup with a spoon.

This promise was made by the Twitter user on August 27th (days after the team was upset by Georgia Tech in Dublin). @321nole stated, “If Florida State loses to BC this weekend, I will eat dog shit out of a red Solo cup with a spoon and post a video of me doing it.

BookIt!”

With the Seminoles down by three scores heading into the half, the internet was ablaze with receipt holders wanting the Florida State fan to make good on his disgusting promise. The fire grew into an inferno when @321nole posted, “I’ll catch y’all next season, my time on X is done for now! Good luck to everyone,” and then deleted his social media accounts.

Since then, the internet has come out vehemently pro-shit-eating, with many calling for the fan to make good or face consequences. As an internet user myself, I would like to take this time to make the following statement:

I do not now, nor do I ever, want to see a person eat dog shit with a spoon out of a red Solo cup.

Brave, I know. And while I understand the attention on this man to make good on his strange declaration, I do not understand the desire to see it happen. Do y’all really want to watch that?

If this blog somehow finds its way to 321nole, I want to encourage you to come out publicly and admit that was a very stupid thing to promise. Maybe share the disappointment you must be feeling watching your beloved football team be embarrassed again, and then donate to a good dog-related cause. Boom, easy peasy PR. No one can be mad that you didn’t eat dog shit with a spoon out of a red Solo cup if you donate to pups and acknowledge it was a preposterous statement to make.

As for the internet people who insist they will not rest until they see shit consumed, I’m sure you can find that elsewhere on the internet. Maybe we just give this guy a pass and take comfort knowing the Noles are a six-win team at best and the laughingstock of the ACC.